What have I learned?

One year of college down, let's see what I have learned this past year (in no particular order).
1) How to function on minimal sleep
2) How to function on no sleep
3) How to use chopsticks
4) How to enjoy drinking coffee
5) Do not expect Tom to fulfill his promises when Team USA beats Team Canada
6) Do not ask Tom to recite Bible verses
7) How to mix concrete
8) How to build a wall
9) How to speak French, sorta… Okay, I think I can say hello.
10) Kris makes awesome food (dinner and dessert)
11) How to do bass on hard for Rock Band
12) Do not challenge the Halo god, he will pwn you like a noob and destroy your childhood
13) Where the turtle pond is
14) On that note, how to get Heidi really mad at you (also, Bejeweled)
15) How to not get girls really mad at you in general (it’s a work in progress)
16) Tattoos on the inside of your arm really hurt
17) They can be really worth it
18) How to swing dance
19) How to flip people/swing stunts
20) How not to flip Joshua
21) How to keep a blog
22) How to procrastinate like a pro
23) How to get to the roof of the student union
24) Urban Spelunking/trespassing or breaking certain broadly interpreted anti-terrorism laws
25) How to adjust for ‘Ryan Time’ (add 15 minutes)
26) Jane Austin is better with zombies
27) Wizarding Independence Day is May 2. Prepare for it next year and celebrate it properly
28) Apparently, Zordon is a racist
29) You cannot appease the Tetris gods
30) I love Hulu
31) The best way to play the floor is lava
32) That people can be like pies, with a third, deeper layer that’s exactly like the first
33) His fists aren’t the hammer… well, you know
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43) You can learn more from your peers sometimes than from your professors
44) Great friends are forever and irreplaceable, but new ones can always be made
45) There are churches that are simply buildings where you gather, and there are churches that are the community of people that make them up.
46) If I manage to only do one thing God has told me to do, it is going to be to love.
47) God wanted me in Arizona. It’s all part of a larger plan he has for me that I can see playing out in my life.
Also, something about equations, particles, forces, and integrals. Until next time, have fun, live life, and don't die. Good night folks.