You know what this means!

Seriously, another post can only mean one thing... I have homework I'm not currently doing! As soon as I'm done with this (and by done with this is after I'm done with this and anything else I can do to procrastinate) I will start typing a paper that needs to be two pages too long. Seriously, two or pages is more than enough and four is just ridiculous.
On to other things. You know, I thought going through asking girls to dances was done after high school, not that I did that too much back then, but I was still excited for it to be done. Then Damascus Road has to go out and have a prom of their own. Here's the problem, I know who I'd like to ask, but it's not that simple. I've been told repeatedly that I can't just ask her like I would for a normal date which can be difficult enough as it is. No, I have to do something special, and that poses a whole new set of problems. I need to figure out what to do, I have to get people to help me to do it, I have to make sure she'll say yes before I put time, effort, and potentially money into it, and this means getting people to do spy work for me and that's even more of a hassle. What's wrong with just saying, "would you like to go to the dance with me?" I don't mean like a, "hey, wanna-go-dance-wit-me?" grunt, or doing it with a text, but properly asking her as I would for a regular date? Is it really that big of a deal? It's just adding unnecessary stress, and I'm not sure she'll even really appreciate it. Would it be worth it, especially if she'd say yes anyways? Will she really be as offended as Kris believe any girl would be? I know the people giving me the advice are more experienced or at least know more then me, but it's hard to want to listen to it sometimes, especially with time winding down as it is. For now, I'll just play it by ear, but I've been doing that for awhile now. Sooner or later, I'll have to actually make a plan. Until next time, have fun, live life, and don't die. Good night folks.